Yeah, My Dick

Ok, I know it's been awhile since I've posted, but I just had to put this on here.

My dick is so big...
1. My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
2. My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
3. My dick is so big, I have to call it Mr. Dick in front of company.
4. My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.
5. My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school.
6. My dick has an elevator and a lobby.
7. My dick has better credit than I do.
8. My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
9. My dick is so big, it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
10. My dick is so big, it has casters.
11. My dick is so big, I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.
12. My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor.
13. My dick is so big, there was once a movie called Godzilla vs. My Dick.
14. My dick is so big, it lives next door.
15. My dick is so big, I entered it in a big-dick contest and it came in first, second, and third.
16. My dick is so big, it votes.
17. My dick is a better dresser than I am.
18. My dick is so big, it has a three-picture deal.
19. My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.
20. My dick is so big, Henry Aaron used it to hit his 750th home run.
21. My dick runs the 440 in 15 seconds
22. My dick is the Walrus, koo koo ga joob.
23. No matter where I go, my dick always gets there first.
24. My dick takes longer lunches than I do.
25. My dick contributed fifty thousand dollars to the Democratic National Committee.
26. My dick was once the ambassador to China.
27. My dick is so big, it's gone condo.
28. My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
29. My dick was almost drafted by the Cleveland Browns, but Art Modell didn't want a bigger dick than he was on the team.
30. My dick is so big, I use the Eiffel Tower as a French tickler.
31. It's so big, when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.
32. My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn't so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself.
33. My dick is so big, I have to use an elastic zipper.
34. My dick is so big, it has feet.
35. My dick is so big, a homeless family lives underneath it.
36. My dick is so big, it takes four fat women and a team of Clydesdales to jack me off.
37. My dick is so big, my mother was in labor for three extra days.
38. My dick is so big, they use the bullet train to test my condoms.
39. My dick is so big, it has investors.
40. My dick is so big, it seats six.
41. My dick is so big, I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.
42. My dick is so big, we use it at parties as a limbo pole.
43. My dick is so big, King Kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake.
44. My dick is so big, it has an opening act.
45. My dick is so big I can fuck an elevator shaft.
46. My dick is so big, it has its own Wheaties box.
47. My dick is so big, I have to cook it breakfast in the mornings.
48. My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through.
49. My dick is so big, every time I get hard I cause a solar eclipse.
50. My dick is so big, it only plays arenas.
51. If you cut my dick in two, you can tell how old I am.
52. My dick was once set on fire for a Dino DiLaurentis movie.
53. My dick is so big, it needs an airplane warning light.
54. My dick is so big, Trump owns it.
55. My dick is so big that we're all a part of it, and it's all a part of us.
56. My dick is so big, I can never sit in the front row.
57. My dick is so big, that it has its own dick. And even my dick's dick is bigger than your dick.
58. My dick is so big, you can't blow me without a ladder.
59. My dick is so big, it only does one show a night.
60. My dick is so big, you can ski down it.
61. My dick is so big, it has an elbow.
62. My dick is so big, I have to check it as luggage when I fly.
63. My dick is so big, it has a personal trainer.
64. My dick is so big, that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.
65. My dick is so big, it has a retractable dome.
66. My dick is so big, it has stairs up the center like the Statue of Liberty.
67. My dick is so big, there's a sneaker named "Air My Dick"
68. My dick is so big, I'm it's bitch.
69. My dick is so big, it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear.
70. My dick is so big, I could fuck a tuba.
71. My dick is so big, Stephen Hawking has a theory about it.
72. My dick is so big, it has its own gravity
73. NASA once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick.
74. My dick is so big, it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite.
75. The inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars.
76. My dick is so big, it has a spine.
77. My dick is so big, it has a basement.
78. My dick is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and My Dick.
79. My dick is more muscular than I am.
80. My dick is so big it has cable.
81. My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws.
82. My dick is so big, it has its own page in the Sierra Club calendar.
83. My dick is so big, it has a fifty-yard line.
84. My dick is so big, I was once in Ohio and got a blow job in Tennessee.
85. My dick is so big, Las Vegas casinos fly it into town for free.
86. My dick is so big, I can braid it.
87. My dick is so big, that when it's Eastern Standard Time at the tip, it's Central Mountain Time at my balls.
88. My dick is so big, I painted the foreskin red, white, and blue and used it as a flag.
89. My dick is so big, I can sit on it.
90. My dick is so big, it can chew gum.
91. My dick is so big, it only tips with hundreds.
92. My dick is so big, the Carnegie Deli named a sandwich after it. Actually, two sandwiches.
93. My dick is so big, the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement.
94. My dick is so big, Michael Jackson wants to build an amusement park on it.
95. My dick is so big, when I get hard my eyebrows get pulled down to my neck.
96. My dick is so big, you're standing on it.
97. My dick is so big, it only comes into work when it feels like it.
98. My dick is so big, it plays golf with the president.
99. My dick is so big, it charges money for its autograph.
100. My dick is so big, it has an agent. My dick's people will call your people. Let's have lunch with my dick.
101. My dick is so big, it's right behind you.

In Memory

R.I.P.
Jesse James Wesley
1910 - 2007

He was my great-grandfather. One of the most adorable old people I have ever met. He was also one of the nicest people on the planet. He passed away this morning at 3:30am in a nursing home in Kentucky. May he rest in peace.




Ok, I know that's kind of a downer, but I had to. Here's something to lighten up the mood a little. I found this on Bloody-Disgusting.com:



Word
-codeBLUE

House of 1000 Muppets

Just got this off of Bloody-Disgusting.com, it's a parody of House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie. Check it out!!!

Hello Kiddies

Hello hello.

Well, I'm going back to school. Yep, I've decided to actually go back, so starting January, I'm going to be going to Ivy Tech (again) and studying to be a nerd (again). Hopefully, this time it pans out.

Grrr, I want to move out so bad it hurts. Nothing against my parents, they're both good (I guess), but I need that independence that everyone craves. I need to get out! I'm setting myself a date for 2 months from now, which will give me plenty of time to save up and blah blah blah. Thankfully, Amanda will be helping me out so I don't have to try and do this alone. w00t.

Anyways, that's all I got in my boring ass life. Here's a trailer for the upcoming Rob Zombie remake of "Halloween":



Word.

-codeBLUE

Smoker On Fox News

That's what I'm talkin about!!!!!!

Just thought I'd share this little parody about the iPhone.

Check out this amusing article about the Jesus Phone.

Music At It's Finest

Check out this new video posted online of Marilyn Manson performing his new single "Heart Shaped Glasses (When The Heart Guides The Hand)"



He's so awesome.

Hey guys, check this new info out about the upcoming game "Silent Hill 5":

We told you Silent Hill 5 was coming the other day, and now here's the new stuff we know. According to game developer Konami, SH5 will "thrusts players into a shadowy world of chaos and terror with atmospheric high definition graphics and an original storyline that sheds new light on the desolate, fog-shrouded town of Silent Hill."

Sounds good to us!

The game follows Alex Shepherd, a war veteran returning home from an overseas tour of duty to investigate the disappearance of his younger brother, Joshua. His travels will lead him through the small, insular community of Shepherd's Glen and eventually through the hauntingly empty streets of Silent Hill.

The game will feature an enhanced combat system allowing players to execute a number of offensive and defensive maneuvers. Yes. There will be puzzles and there will be decay.

Continuing the series' tradition of awesome music and sound design, Silent Hill 5 features an original soundtrack by composer Akira Yamaoka.

"Silent Hill 5 is an international, cross-cultural production, with leading development talent from around the globe collaborating to raise the bar even higher for this incredible series," said Brian Christian, Vice President of Product Development at Konami Digital Entertainment, Inc. "With gritty graphics and sound that create a haunting atmosphere to all-new visceral gameplay elements, Silent Hill 5 truly epitomizes the extent to which next-generation hardware can enhance the player's overall gaming experience."

Silent Hill 5 is planned for release on the 360 and the PlayStation 3 in 2008.

News taken from G4TV.com's The Feed.

You Gotta Love This Shit

Check out this new Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots video from E3.

New Song For Y'all

New song for you guys, hope you like it!!!


"And I'm Still Here"

The words you say to me
Say something yet mean nothing
And the only feeling I have
Is absolute pain
I ask for so much
So simple, so fragile
And the only thing you give
Is absolute pain

I feel
Nothing
So why am I here?
I know
Nothing
So why am I here?

Tell me
What I have to do
To get through to you
To see right through you
I only ask for your love
Tell me
What I have to do
To be with you
To be the best for you
I only ask for your love

I feel
Nothing
Yet you are still here
I know
Nothing
Yet you are still here

The moments lost
Say something yet mean nothing
Compared to the times
We spent together in peace
The pain we feel
Means nothing, yet something
Still burns
In the back of your throat

I feel
Nothing
So please come save me
I know
Nothing
So please come save me

Tell me
What I have to do
To get through to you
To see right through you
I only ask for your love
Tell me
What I have to do
To be with you
To be the best for you
I only ask for your love

Bioshock Trailer

Last video for today, it's a trailer for the upcoming game "Bioshock".

Enjoy...




-codeBLUE

Try To Contain My Huge Erection

Need I say more???

-codeBLUE

I'm a Giant Fucking Nerd

Ok, so E3 is going on as we speak (if you don't know what E3 is, it's basically a big nerd convention for gamers), and with E3 we get a taste of some bad ass games coming out. One of the games I'm looking forward to is Spore, by Will Wright (creator of The Sims). Here is a preview of Spore:



Now if that's not awesome, then I don't know what is.

-codeBLUE

Fuckin Bitch

Look at this bullshit I just found on Blabbermouth:


Contrary to published reports, METALLICA frontman James Hetfield was not detained by U.K. airport security last week on his way to performing in London for Live Earth.

Britain's The Times claims that Hetfield was held and questioned due to what friends call his "Taliban-like beard." According to the paper, the METALLICA singer was briefly questioned before "red-faced" officials realized he was a rock star.

On Monday (July 9), a rep for Hetfield told Usmagazine.com that none of it ever happened. "It's false. It's not true."



Ugh, I hate posting false information, especially when it wasn't that important to begin with. Well, just wanted to clear that up for you!

-codeBLUE

What I Learned From Porn

This is hillarious.


What I Learned From Porn - Watch more free videos

-codeBLUE

What the @%$&?

Ok, I've seen a lot of weird shit on the internet, but what the fuck is this???



Two Alaskans Singing - Watch more free videos


Wow. Our species just got dumber.

-codeBLUE

Funny Story

Metallica Terrorized En Route To Live Earth

Heavy metal band Metallica have been accused of being a threat to many things: music, melody, taste, decency, impressionable children, and so on.

But a terrorist threat? Well, it happened at Luton airport on Thursday when frontman James Hetfield was en route to play Live Earth at Wembley Stadium and got his ass investigated by UK airport officials who thought he was a terrorist.

Hetfield was questioned by staff who were concerned about his appearance, specifically his "Taliban-like beard." After a brief interrogation, he was allowed to leave the airport after convincing officials he was a rock star, not a mad bomber.

Hey, how do you convince security of your rock cred? Whip our yer axe and shred? Punk on floor? OD on heroin right there in the airport?

Anyways, the really depressing part of this is that now every heavy metal hesher with facial hair and every dirty hippy is considered a security risk. Damn you, Osama bin Jerkwad! Damn you!!!!!


(from G4TV.com's The Feed)

LOL, just thought I'd share this with you.

-codeBLUE



EDIT: THIS STORY IS FALSE, see latest post for more details.

Grandma Gets Down

Wow.

-codeBLUE

Rant #1

WARNING
The following is a rant made by Cody himself. Nothing was copied, nothing was forged. The following opinions are of Cody and Cody alone. These opinions do not reflect those of Blogger, the Internet, or Satan. Well, maybe Satan.

Ok, so what the fuck is up with Myspace people? Have we become a mindless fucktard of a nation to base everything that happens in our pathetic excuse for an existence on a fucking website? Or is it our fundamental need to feel wanted that drives us to Myspace? I for one have deleted my Myspace, because it has become overwhelmed with childish bullshit and people acting like tards because of it. Who gives a shit who is in your top 8? ONLY YOU CARE. That's why it is YOUR top 8!!!

It doesn't take an astronaut (or a monkey shot into space for that matter) to see the lameness of this website. The ONLY cool thing about it is the fact that you can edit pretty much everything and make it your own. But that technology has been around for years. It's called MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING WEBSITE AND STOP THE DAMN MYSPACE TREND!!!

Don't encourage Myspace. I know you are like me and have heard the damn news stories coming out about it saying the dumbest shit about Myspace and how this person did this and this person did that. What the fuck? Since when did posting blogs and writing comments get you in legal trouble, or any kind of trouble for that matter? Grow up people. Disengage yourself from the flock of sheep and find something else to rant on. I did ;)


-codeBLUE

Eat My Ass

Well well well. Here we are again.

So, last night I started at the new Starbucks. WOW, we were fuckin busy!!! We probably made about $3,000 in a span of 3 hours. Today is the official opening day, so if you get the chance, head over to Frontage Road off of IN-26 and have a nice cup of coffee. Or you could wait until tomorrow when I work 9am-3pm ;)

Anyways, I got a really cool t-shirt too.

Ok, I decided to give you all a cool video featuring Stephen Colbert (of the Colbert Report on Comedy Central) on The O'Reilly Factor. Check it out!!!

Omg

More Funny Videos

Check this shit out, it's hillarious!!!

Word, another video for your viewing pleasure

Check out this awesome thing I found:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40

It is funny.

This Is The End Of Everything

Hello hello.

Well, nothing much going on. My parents were out of town last week, nothing really big happened. Just stayed home really. Amanda came over quite a bit, which was awesome. We just stayed about and hung out. I made her chili, too. It was awesome.

The new Starbucks opens this week, w00t. I know you are all excited!!!

Well, that's really all I got, so I decided to give you all something quite fucked up. Here's a music video for Cradle of Filth's "From the Cradle to Enslave". Enjoy!




- codeBLUE

Pug at the Mall

Hello hello.

I decided to upload a video of Amanda and I at the mall looking at a pug. She's so cute!!! Check it out:





Anyways, I'll post later with some new shit.


-codeBLUE

CodeBlue

Hey, check this out, it's the Wikipedia definition for "Code Blue". Word.

Code Blue

Code Blue is often used to represent a real or suspected imminent loss of life — the patient has stopped breathing and their heart has stopped beating. CPR should be initiated immediately. The Advanced Cardiac Life Support protocol described by the American Heart Association should be initiated as soon as medical personnel, trained in its use, are on the scene. ACLS involves securing the airway with an endotracheal tube to provide airflow directly to the lungs, as well as assessment of the need of cardiac interventions, injection of appropriate medications and defibrillation ("shock") of the heart when indicated.

• "Code Blue - Adult" or " - Pediatric" are sometimes used to specify an adult-related or child-related "Code Blue". HASC based changes have suggested these codes be replaced by "Code Blue" and "Code White", respectively.
• Adult medical emergency (in contrast to Code White for Pediatric medical emergency) per Heathcare Emergency Codes (New Jersey Hospital Association).

Hehe, definitely.

We Don't Have Large, Bitch

Hello hello.

Well, working two jobs isn't really that bad, except when you have to go in at 4:30am!!! GRRR! That sucked so bad.

Anyways, this weekend was pretty cool. I got to spend some time with my girly girl, and I just basically took it easy this weekend. I had to go pick up my mother on Sat night. She was out drinkin with her friend Amanda, and she all of a sudden got sick. Well, when I went to go get her, she wasn't acting drunk, but you could tell something was wrong. I think somebody may have slipped her something in her drink. Motherfuckers, literally.

I work next Wednesday, so if you get a chance stop by and see me!!

Until next time,

codeBLUE

Queue The Monkeys

Hello hello.

So, in case some of you haven't been following, a lot of things have changed in the past, well, weeks that some of you may not agree with, but I really don't care. I changed my cell phone number, and if you don't have it, there's a reason behind that. Also, my Myspace was deleted, because I can't stand stupid drama. I said goodbye to a few "friends", and now my life is well, boring, lol. I like that though.

I recently started seeing Amanda again. Yay! Things are going great, despite a few tiffs. I love her with all of my heart, and I don't plan on anything coming between us. Yes, we have both treated each other like shit in the past, but things change as well as people, so there.

Also, I work at Starbucks now, along with Servpro. Yep, I'm a barista now! w00t! It's awesome, I couldn't have asked for a better job. Working 2 jobs is a little gay, but I'll get through it. I don't plan on quitting Starbucks anytime soon, it's just too awesome and I get a bunch of free drinks, word.

Ok, that pretty much sums it up for now.

Word,

codeBLUE

Hello

Hello hello.

Well, with the deletion of my Myspace account, I decided to go back to the way I used to do things and start up another blog. This one should be nifty, lol.

What should you expect from my blog? Well, of course there's going to be a lot of poetry, lyrics, that sort of thing. But, also expect some stupid lists, news in my life, or just ranting. A lot of ranting.

I hope you stick around and enjoy this thing, so just keep it locked here and I shall keep you updated.

Yep,

codeBLUE