Funny Story

Metallica Terrorized En Route To Live Earth

Heavy metal band Metallica have been accused of being a threat to many things: music, melody, taste, decency, impressionable children, and so on.

But a terrorist threat? Well, it happened at Luton airport on Thursday when frontman James Hetfield was en route to play Live Earth at Wembley Stadium and got his ass investigated by UK airport officials who thought he was a terrorist.

Hetfield was questioned by staff who were concerned about his appearance, specifically his "Taliban-like beard." After a brief interrogation, he was allowed to leave the airport after convincing officials he was a rock star, not a mad bomber.

Hey, how do you convince security of your rock cred? Whip our yer axe and shred? Punk on floor? OD on heroin right there in the airport?

Anyways, the really depressing part of this is that now every heavy metal hesher with facial hair and every dirty hippy is considered a security risk. Damn you, Osama bin Jerkwad! Damn you!!!!!


(from G4TV.com's The Feed)

LOL, just thought I'd share this with you.

-codeBLUE



EDIT: THIS STORY IS FALSE, see latest post for more details.